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Monday, June 25, 2007


Dear Mr. [...].


We have received and analyzed your complaint letter regarding the
"arhidia kivotio" issue on Renault Megane cars. Unfortunately, we were
unable to find this term (arhidia kivotio) in our databases and we
kindly ask you to send to us more detailed specification about.

Also, please be so kind to translate in English the following
expressions: "gamo to aftokinito sas", "valte to ston kolo sas" and
"gamo tin kariola tin reno".

Sincerely yours,

[...]

Από τα καλύτερα chain mail που έχω κάβει ποτέ!



Customer Service Representative
 

Αυτά είχε να καταθέσει η ξενιτεμένη στις 5:00 PM και


4 Comments:


At 20:20, Blogger Кроткая

lolll!!

α, εγώ το ετοιμάζω το φυτοποστ!!!

 

At 20:53, Blogger ξενιτεμένη

se prolava! :P
lol

 

At 13:11, Anonymous Imogen

Χαχαχά! Απίθανο chain mail, πραγματικά...

Αλλά (και ελπίζω να μην χαλαστείς με το μακρυσκελές comment), τί λες και για αυτό:

Letter From The Penis

Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don’t get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

…………………………………….

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

 

At 14:05, Blogger ξενιτεμένη

poli kalo :D :D

oso gia ta makroskeli sxolia... afto eleipe, na enoxloumai! elefthera...